Episode #1

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Episode #2

People Who Love Peepholes

Episode #3

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Episode #4

Nine Magic Fingers

Episode #5

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Episode #6

The Squat and the Hover

Episode #7

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Episode #8

Thank You for the Intercourse

Episode #9

Frodo's Headshots

Episode #10

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Episode #11

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Episode #12

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Episode #13

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Episode #14

A Possum on Chemo

Episode #15

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Episode #16

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Episode #17

Not in My Mouth!

Episode #18

The War Against Gingivitis

Episode #19

Palmdale, Ech

Episode #20

Grandma's Pie

Episode #21

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Episode #22

Why We Gave Up Women

Episode #23

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Episode #24

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!